I write this blog in honor of Justin Churukian, Jason Robbins, and Mark Batterson. Thanks for the inspiration!
In case you didn't know, here are some important things you need to understand about Chuck Norris:
The fastest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris got into an accident, lost both his legs, but still managed to walk it off.
When the boogey man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in three moves.
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